Of course, if you were inclined to miss me you wouldn’t be hanging out anywhere near my blog. I’m never here.
So, me and my baby was walking through Manhattan? And some girl with a clipboard comes up to us? And she wants to know if we’ll tell our love story on camera (I’m tired of the question marks already, but I’m gonna keep talking like a hillbilly). I sez that’s none of her beeswax, but she’s says there’s a $1500 gift certificate to Mitchell Gold in it for us if we talk pretty enough. Well, I don’t know if you’ve seen what my varmints have done to my sofa, but if you have, I knows you know I could use a little sprucing up in the decor department.