I spend a sizable amount of time trying to figure out the best way of doing one relatively obscure task or another. Often there is nowhere on the vast www a clear explanation of precisely whatever it is I want to do, at least not exactly as I need/want to do it. Odd, I know, but I could make quite a list. Typically, I may have to only do these tasks once every several months or even longer. Just often enough to forget by the next time.
So I thought what I would do for a while on this largely untouched blog I’ve got here is post some how-to’s I’ve had to piece together from different sources and trial and error. This way, when next I need to do whatever pain-in-the-butt bit of business I’ve forgotten how to do, a quick google will bring me back to, well, me. Isn’t that nice? I’m going to assume an audience and provide more explanation than if just writing notes to myself.
I suppose that should have been ‘presume.’
Of course, if you were inclined to miss me you wouldn’t be hanging out anywhere near my blog. I’m never here.
So, me and my baby was walking through Manhattan? And some girl with a clipboard comes up to us? And she wants to know if we’ll tell our love story on camera (I’m tired of the question marks already, but I’m gonna keep talking like a hillbilly). I sez that’s none of her beeswax, but she’s says there’s a $1500 gift certificate to Mitchell Gold in it for us if we talk pretty enough. Well, I don’t know if you’ve seen what my varmints have done to my sofa, but if you have, I knows you know I could use a little sprucing up in the decor department.
Another beast pieced together from parts of other lives now walks this frozen Earth. Or at least, you know, wanders this worldwide web. Let us hope that, unlike the good doctor’s creation, this monster will not be chased through the countryside by torch-wielding townsfolk.